Get together with your honey (or a crowd if you’re feeling feisty and everybody has current health records on hand) and get to smoochin’. Don’t thank us, thank John McCain. 

lovebirds_resized.jpgThe McCain speech “Spin the Election” kissing game:

One kiss: Terror, Threat, War (including references to specific wars: WW II, Vietnam, Iraq, Cola Wars, Lauren vs. Heidi), Reagan, “My Opponent,” Terror, Reform
Seven minutes in Heaven (you’ll need it): Bush, Palin, values