• President Bush calls Raul Castro “Dictator-Lite.” Considering the success of light brands (Bud Light, Marlboro Lights), we’d have gone with some sort of New Coke reference.
• Drunken pictures are all the rage on Facebook. Great, now we’ve got to replace that stupid picture in our “about us” box until the next trend catches up with us.
• Steve Irwin’s little boy gets bit by his first snake — and he’s glad.
“He picked one of them up and it bit him on the finger, and he was so proud to have copped his first hit,” Irwin’s widow, Terri, said Monday at an appearance at FAO Schwarz with her two children to promote a new line of toys.
This family knows you don’t want to get bit by things, right?
• Martha Stewart buying Emeril and his “Bam!” You know, Martha, when we’re too tired to cook, we just get take out.
